My Hostel is Hostile

I no longer have a name.  I’m just 312A.

Good morning, I’d like a muffin please.  And maybe a bowl of cereal,too.  What? My room number?…312A.

Hi, I’d like a glass of wine.  Wait, no wine, just beer. Oh, I have to buy a ticket for that…over there…at the machine? Ok, here’s my ticket. Yea, my room number is 312A.

Sure, I’ll go out for some Paella, my name is…oh, nevermind, my room number is 312A.

There are no electrical sockets in the rooms you have to give your electronic devices to the reception to charge for you…remember I’m 312A…put a sticker on it.

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